We met in highschool. She was just a piglet back then. As our paths intertwined, our gravitational fields enveloped one another - and sometimes our bodies - to form what I now consider to be a beautiful and loving friendship. We are often asked if we are sisters and Maria has proposed we just give in and say we are. So who is this mysterious Maria anyway? And who the hell am I?
Maria and I are both from Ukraine. I was only a few years old when my family immigrated to Chicago, Maria was in high school. She seems to remember more than I do about how we met and became friends so I don't want to create a false story. One thing I know for sure - she was short and grew like a foot in one year. That was strange.
Maria likes to read, play computer games, write, and is extremely sexy. Appropriately, she soon plans to go to college to major in Human Sexuality. She currently works at a desk job in retail, dresses all professional and nice, but sends me naughty underwear pics shes takes in the store's bathroom. Uh.... well I bet she would if I asked her to. I know she has some scandalous lacy garments under there. I will do random checks to make sure.
And myself... I love horror movies and over-the-top comedies, cartoons, video games.. I draw and paint, I think too much about everything and I want to go to space. I have less sexy underwear than Maria but I still try to feel sexy by comparing myself to my fat cat, Gaia, who will making appearances on this blog as well because of her ridiculous sleeping poses.
And there you have it. I don't know where this is going but.... I suppose that's life. Tadaaaa
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